BABY
What are you doing tomorrow?
Me? Well let's see...I think I'll HAVE A BABY!!!!
That's right. I am going in tonight to get the 'insert' to soften my stubborn cervix, and then BAM!!! Tomorrow morning, we start the 'eviction' process.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! <------Maniacal Laughter....
IT'S FINALLY OVER!! I GET TO WORK AT MY NORMAL SPEED AGAIN!!! I GET TO
BREASTFEED AGAIN!!! I GET TO TIE MY OWN SHOES WITHOUT CRYING OUT IN
PAIN!!! I GET TO SLEEP ON MY STOMACH!!!! I GET TO WALK ACROSS THE ROOM
WITHOUT COLLAPSING FROM LACK OF OXYGEN TO MY SYSTEM!!!
I get to meet my son. For the first time, I am going to meet the one and only man who I will ever love unconditionally. I am going to hold my SON!!! I'M GOING TO HAVE A SON!!!
Oh my gosh. I can't believe it. It's almost here. I have my daughter....I have a daughter, and now I am going to have a son. A boy. A boy a boy A BOY!!!
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
Me? Well let's see...I think I'll HAVE A BABY!!!!
That's right. I am going in tonight to get the 'insert' to soften my stubborn cervix, and then BAM!!! Tomorrow morning, we start the 'eviction' process.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! <------Maniacal Laughter....
IT'S FINALLY OVER!! I GET TO WORK AT MY NORMAL SPEED AGAIN!!! I GET TO
BREASTFEED AGAIN!!! I GET TO TIE MY OWN SHOES WITHOUT CRYING OUT IN
PAIN!!! I GET TO SLEEP ON MY STOMACH!!!! I GET TO WALK ACROSS THE ROOM
WITHOUT COLLAPSING FROM LACK OF OXYGEN TO MY SYSTEM!!!
I get to meet my son. For the first time, I am going to meet the one and only man who I will ever love unconditionally. I am going to hold my SON!!! I'M GOING TO HAVE A SON!!!
Oh my gosh. I can't believe it. It's almost here. I have my daughter....I have a daughter, and now I am going to have a son. A boy. A boy a boy A BOY!!!
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
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